wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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