How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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