Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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