As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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