My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I think I am morally bankrupt
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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