I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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