Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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