we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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