Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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