This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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