Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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