It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I need to calm my uterus...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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