I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
send nudes
from the living room?
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