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• (213): View more from California

  I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  what happened last night??

  (518): View more from New York

  everyone saw ******'s vagina

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  and that's just the beginning

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.

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  what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.

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  it was a sexy soul patch.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me

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