as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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