he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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