Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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