You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
This baby is an asshole
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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