is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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