Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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