ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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