Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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