Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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