I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Randomize
