6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Randomize
