dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.