So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.