We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration