how can u be prego again
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.