Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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