So drunk, too bad you don't want this
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.