420 ftw
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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