am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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