you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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