One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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