no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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