So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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