Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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