Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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