No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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