to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Four minutes until I can fart!
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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