i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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