last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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