I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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