apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize