gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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