All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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