My brain says no but my pants say off.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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