Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
my being single is dangerous.
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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