I love black thongs
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
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I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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