Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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