you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
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I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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