hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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