i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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