Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Farmville is her only friend.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
do nipples grow back?
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