he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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