Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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