Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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