haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
