More tranny stories later!
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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